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For the festive season, but make it sarcastic.<\/p>

This Fancy Festive Bastard women\u2019s heavyweight long sleeve top is for those who enjoy Christmas with a side of dry humour and absolutely zero naff vibes. Minimal embroidery, maximum personality. Subtle enough for family dinner. Cheeky enough to get noticed at the pub after.<\/p>

Made from 100% organic cotton, it\u2019s heavyweight, soft, breathable and built for layering through cold mornings, late nights and questionable December decisions.<\/p>

This is festive fashion for people who don\u2019t do novelty \u2014 just quiet rebellion with a mulled wine in hand.<\/p>

Perfect For<\/p>

  1. Alternative Christmas outfits<\/p><\/li>

  2. Low-key festive styling<\/p><\/li>

  3. Sustainable fashion fans<\/p><\/li>

  4. Funny Christmas tops without the tat<\/p><\/li>

  5. Pub nights, office chaos & festive antisocial behaviour<\/p><\/li><\/ol>

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    #fancybastard #festivetop #alternativechristmas #womensstreetwear #sarcasticfashion #sustainablefashionuk #organiccotton #modernchristmas #wittyclothing #ethicalfashion<\/p>","brand":null,"metaTitle":"Fancy Festive Bastard Women\u2019s Christmas Long Sleeve","metaDescription":"Funny women\u2019s Christmas long sleeve top in heavyweight organic cotton. Subtle festive sarcasm, ethical fashion and zero novelty vibes from Fancy Bastards.","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":[],"isBundle":false,"type":"Printed T-shirt","specifications":"Certified organic cotton long sleeve, heavier-weight t-shirt, 230 gsm. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.","sizeChartId":51,"sizeCount":6,"urlName":"fancy-festive-bastard-womens-dark-heavyweight-long-sleeve-top-alternative-christmas","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"New","urlName":"new"},"reviews":{"raw":[],"rating":0,"count":0,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":true,"designFile":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/nypvtmohtvpsqrvnrujzd0nbxmegvaez5ue93xhsbaov61tx.png"},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"Evergreen":{"colour":"Evergreen","groupColour":"Green","sizes":{"8":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"10":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"12":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"14":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"16":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"18":{"price":30,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/50facb373bdc5c141ebd2d15d0524c3461ba75b6f71521b5.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/50facb373bdc5c141ebd2d15d0524c3461ba75b6f71521b5.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/50facb373bdc5c141ebd2d15d0524c3461ba75b6f71521b5.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/50facb373bdc5c141ebd2d15d0524c3461ba75b6f71521b5.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/50facb373bdc5c141ebd2d15d0524c3461ba75b6f71521b5.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":30,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#23312d"},"backImage":false},"Black":{"colour":"Black","groupColour":"Black","sizes":{"8":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"10":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"12":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"14":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"16":{"price":30,"salePrice":0},"18":{"price":30,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/75cc4c452d7f4aa78429d7b9f2ccb49896cdf3f181babadc.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/75cc4c452d7f4aa78429d7b9f2ccb49896cdf3f181babadc.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/75cc4c452d7f4aa78429d7b9f2ccb49896cdf3f181babadc.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/75cc4c452d7f4aa78429d7b9f2ccb49896cdf3f181babadc.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/75cc4c452d7f4aa78429d7b9f2ccb49896cdf3f181babadc.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":30,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#000000"},"backImage":false}},"bundleItems":[],"price":30,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":[],"baseSku":"RNB81","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}